‘Don’t let white people…’: Bretman Rock’s life lessons at 25 is for the baddies
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It’s been only a week since Bretman Rock celebrated his Night of 1,000 Bretman Rocks-themed 25th birthday party and he’s already teaching us how to be “da baddest” at your quarter-life.
As if dropping that makeup campaign with Martha Stewart wasn’t enough of a slay, the internet icon posted his one-week review of being 25, which includes his “25 lessons from a bad bitch that’s 25.”
“I finally feel like I’m in my 20s. It only took five extra years, but we here,” Bretman Rock wrote in the caption of the post. He also shared a new revelation—which is that he could totally wear a bahag all day. In one of the videos, he’s fabulously watering plants while wearing the garment that’s making him “feel like a goddess.”
“Thank you, universe, for making me brown,” he exclaimed.
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But the highlight of the post are the life lessons he listed. Some are funny, but they all seem to have genuinely worked for him. The list was cut short but here are the ones he shared:
- “Bad bitches are greater than bitches, so be a bad bitch.”
- “Be delusional. Your mind is your reality.”
- “Have hobbies.”
- “Make money with said hobbies”
- “Surround yourself with like-minded people.”
- “Pay your taxes.”
- “Don’t let white people (fill in the blank).”
- “Don’t let straight people (fill in the blank).”
- “Take care of other life like plants and animals.”
- “Always go back to childhood and heal.”
- “Be nice to everyone. Not kind, be nice.”
- “Don’t buy expensive jewelry.”
- “Always write shit down.”
For those having trouble coming into their own, perhaps taking notes from Bretman Rock can help you live your “baddest” life.
